Who We Are

Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober is the premier Comedy Club in San Francisco. The club first opened its doors in 2000 and quickly evolved into one of the most talked about hotspots in San Francisco. Whether you're a seasoned club enthusiast or just looking for fun night out, Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober is available for all your entertainment needs.

Check out our packed schedule of live entertainment and events every week. For a good time, good drinks and good memories, come on by. Doors open every night at 8:00 pm.

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